Funny Sms

I’m warning you

Girl : I’m warning you

My Mummy is coming back in half an hour..

Boy : But I’m not doing anything..

Girl : That’s why I’m warning you..

New Ear

Doctor implants a New Ear to a man.

Man: You idiot, you gave me a woman’s ear

Doctor: It makes no difference

Man: It does,Now I hear everything

but understand nothing

Heart Surgery

irl: I m having heart surgery today

Boy: I know

Girl: I Love you

Boy: I love you more, much more.

After surgery when the girl woke up, only her father is next to her bed

Girl: Where is he?

Father: u don,t know who gave u the heart

Girl: What?

(She starts Crying)

Shadi k lye Wazeefa

Shadi k lye Wazeefa

Rozana Fajar ki namaz k bad Ahista awaz me 100 dfa bolain

“AWAZ DAY KAHAN HAI, DULHAN TERI YAHN HAI..”

Height of Stupidity ”’

Height of Stupidity

One day I was walking down the beach with some friends ..

I shouted, ” Look at that dead bird !!

” All looked up at the sky and asked : ” Where… Where … Where ..:0

Height of Stupidity ”’

Height of Stupidity

One day I was walking down the beach with some friends ..

I shouted, ” Look at that dead bird !!

” All looked up at the sky and asked : ” Where… Where … Where ..:0

Two Frogs Sitting Together ”’

Two Frogs Sitting Together

1St Frog: Trrrrr

2nd Frog: Trrrr

1st Frog: Trrrr

2nd Frog: Trrrr

1st Frog: Taratrrr

A wife asked her husband to describe her ”’

A wife asked her husband to describe her.

He said, ‘You’re A, B, C, D, E, F, G, H, I, J, K’.

She said, ‘What does that mean?’

He said, Adorable, Beautiful, Cute, Delightful, Elegant, Foxy, Gorgeous, Honey’.

She said, ‘Oh that’s so lovely. What about I, J, K ?

He said: “I’m Just Kidding!!”

Biology Teacher ”’

Biology Teacher:

Agar Larki Ko Asthma Attack Ho To.

Usko Dair Tak Honto se Saans Do.

Wo Thek Ho Jayegi

Studnt: Wo To Theek Hai,

Larka (Burqay wali ko cherty huy)

Larka (Burqay wali ko cherty huy)

Jahan sabzi wahan Dalda

kesi ho meri Khalda

Burqay wali: Ghor sy dekh manhoos

na dalda na khalda main hon teri Walda.

A girl sitting in examination ”’

A girl sitting in examination hall with sardar ji

Girl: sardar ji mein tuwadi nakal mar laa?..

Sardar: ahoo to meri nakel maar lay fair mein teri asal mar lawa ga…

A love Story ”’

A love Story

“Hina”B.A ki stdent thi

wo apny frnd”Ali”se roz bat krti thi

ali U.S.A.chla gya

Pechy Hina mr gai

Hina ki wsiyt k mtabik uska mobile b usk 7 kbar me rkh dya

Jb Ali waps aya to Hina ki mot ka sun kr heran howa

Q k Hina roz phn pr us se bat krti thi

us ne ye molvi ko btaya

Phr wo sb qabrstan gy

Wahan ja kr Ali ne Hina ko cal ki to Hina ne baat ki

Sb log dar gae

phr molvi ne kaha k is se ye sabit huwa k

warid k signal her jga aty hain

khuda ne jab tumhe banaya hoga ”’

khuda ne jab tumhe banaya hoga confusion ka moment ayya hoga ,kabhi monkey to kabhi donkey banaa chaha hoga , end main dono ka mixture pasand ayya ho ga.