April Fool Sms

When u feel lonly

When u feel lonly n alone & canot see any 1 around u,the wrld seems 2 b fading away,com along wit me I”l tak u to an eye specialist.

If you are in tension,

If you are in tension,
If nothing seems right,
If u find no way out,
Then just think of me only once,
I will be always there to INCREASE your tensions.

Hey get ready, my marriage is fixed.

Hey get ready, my marriage is fixed.

Its on 1st of April. Surprised?

Stupid, 1st april is April fool, and u r the 1st person whom I fooled

When u feel sad ”’

When u feel sad, to cheer up just go to the mirror and say, “damn I am really so cute”. U will overcome your sadness. But don”t make this a habit.
Coz liars go to hell.

True love is like an pillow ”’

True love is like an pillow,

u can hug when you are in trouble,

you can cry when you are in pain & u can embrace when you are happy.

So when u need true love spend 100 bucks and buy a pillow.

The time since ”’

The time since I have met u, i have realized that a friend like you is worth million dollars…
So, if u dont mind……

Can I sell you?

I wnt u to b wit ”’

I wnt u to b wit me in a nice restaurant 2 hav CandleLight Dinner & say thos 3 sweet word 2 u.Pay The Bill

All ways keep your LOVER”S photo ”;

All ways keep your LOVER”S photo in your purse.when ever you are in big trouble see the photo.you will feel that No other problem bigger than this…

ELECTRICITY BILL ”’

When ur life is in darkness pray 2 God ask him 2 free u 4rm darkness &
after if u pray &ur still in darkness
, pls pay ur
ELECTRICITY BILL

If ever in your life ”’

If ever in your life u r very sad n feel that u have lost everything, I’ll come, hold ur hand, take u 4 walk on a bridge and show u where 2 jump from.

u r perfect AADHIVASI.

MAKAYA,

HAKAYA,

RUMBHA,

ZUMBHATIMBAK,

TUMBA,

JINGALA

JINGA,

RAGIRA,

VAGIRA,

HELULU,

HETATA,

NARAKA,

HIBAHA.

Congratulations!! u r perfect AADHIVASI.

Your girlfriend is:

Your girlfriend is:
Smart.
Intelligent.
Sweet.
Talented.
Excllent.
Romantic.
In short she is your S.I.S.T.E.R.

Roses are Red ”’

Roses are Red
Sky is Blue

My Bitch is Pregnant
Thanks to You….

Whot CAT ”’

This cat,

is cat,

a cat,

good cat,

way cat,

to cat,

keep cat,

an cat,

idiot cat,

busy cat,

for cat,

20 cat,

seconds cat !…

Now read it without the word cat.

Read each word reversely ”’

Read each word reversely: A SUOMAF ROTCOD DLOT EM TAHT YLNO LATNEM STNEITAP EVAH EHT TNELAT OT DAER SMS NEVENEHW STI NETTIRW YLESREVER.

When are you going to marry me?

When are you going to marry me? I can live without you.

I love you dear, marry me within this month otherwise i will die.

See, how Aishwarya Rai messaged me! Silly girl.

Read caps word reversely.

Count S in SIHT SI WOH OT EKAM A DIPUTS YSUB

(hint-

it should be 5)

Read caps word reversely.

Feeling bored?

Feeling bored?
Wondering, what to do?

Open the zip!

Enter your hands in between your zip..

take out your…

book from your bag and study..

U will be a ROSE for all TREES

U will be a ROSE for all TREES
U will be a SMILE
for all FACES
U will be WATER FALLS for all HILLS
&
U will be a BROHTER
for all CUTE GIRLS

I want to suck you…

I want to suck you…

lick you…

wanna move my tongue all over you…

wanna feel you in my mouth…

yep,

tat”s how u…eat an ice cream.

EYE SPECIALIST ”’

In your life,

when you wake up & don”t see any one,

then come to me,

i”ll be there to hold ur hand & take you to the EYE SPECIALIST

kissan jam bottle ”’

If u don”t mind

If u don”t feel bad

If don”t hesitate

Please……

give me a

K

ki

kis

kiss

kiss……

kissan jam bottle
just RS.22.50 only. soon……

People should LOVE animals.

I

I l

I lo

I lov

I love

I love you…

I love you the most.

I love you the best.

I love you a lot..

Bcoz MENAKA GANDHI said ” People should LOVE animals.

Last night I Got a severe Head pain…

Last night I Got a severe Head pain…
I went to the Doctor …
He said that It would be cured If I send a SMS TO some lunatic person…

” Tell me,Whom do I know other than you.?”

I Miss you a Lot Dear….

I Miss you a Lot Dear….

SENDER:
Aishwarya Rai
+919542496632

Message centre:

” Don”t get excited. She sent It to me.”

Today, tommorow and forever

Today, tommorow and forever there will be one heart that would always beat for you.
You know Whose???
Your Own Stupid!!!