Smoking Sms

Fucking smoker never dies

Smooking reduces ur life by 5 mins.

Sex increases ur life by 10 min.

So the conclusion is that a fucking smoker never dies!.

Cigrate ek lanat hai

Cigrate ek lanat hai

jo hamare nojawano ko tabah kar rahi hai.

Aao mil k is lanat ko khatam karien.

1 packet tum khatam karo

1 packet hum khatam kartay hain.

cigrate meri kaber par jala raha hai koi..

Maut k baad yaad aa raha hai koi..

cigrate meri kaber par jala raha hai koi..

yaa rab..! 2 pal ki mohalat aur de de mujay.

Akelay Akelay suttay laga raha hai koi.

Cigratte DA sutta

Do u know y God created gaps between fingers??

Nooooooo!!

BCZ

Sumone will come in ur life,,,hold ur hand & slowly say

“Le Cigratte te sutta laga”

CiGrette Ki DuKaan

Rok Do Mere JanaZe Ko ZaLimo,

Mjh Mein JaaN aa Gai Hai,

PeeChe Mur K Dekho KaMeeNo,

CiGrette Ki DuKaan aaGai Hai….

Madness

Munna: Teray ko maaloom hai k cigarette aik tarah say slow poison ka kaam karta hai. Patient: To mujhay konsa marnay ki jaldi hai.